The jokes
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
I'm the joke.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.