The jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."š³
Not racist, just funny.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Whatās the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, āThis isnāt working.ā
Iām not sure what sheās talking about. I opened the fridge door, and itās working fine!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereās no menu: You get what you deserve.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.