The jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Memes
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."