The jokes
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.