The jokes
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Memes
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.