The jokes

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?

Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.