The jokes
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Memes
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.