The jokes
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.