The jokes
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.