The jokes

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

Why did the kid cross the road?

He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.