The jokes
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!