The jokes
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.