The jokes
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Bob the builder.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”