The jokes
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."