How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Who is the blindest person in the world
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t
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