If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
what is the smallest skyscraper in the world the world trade centre
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell legalise and programme correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who is the blindest person in the world
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
