Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
the highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
The world is a freaking rape joke
