The World jokes
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"