The World

The World jokes

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Cat

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Memes

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Gift

Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.

"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.

"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.

And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."

A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,

"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."

To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."

To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Hole

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

Stereotype

Why arenโ€™t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Patient

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."๐Ÿฆ

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿฑ

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™€

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.