The World jokes

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.