The World

The World jokes

Queen

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Country

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Depression

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Political Correctness

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Memes

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Crab

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

9/11 victim

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Graveyard

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Slut

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Gas

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

Woman

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

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  • Sex

    What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

    An inside job.

    Orphan

    I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

    Death

    Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

    Trees and ropes.