Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
