The World jokes
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
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