I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics