9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
