Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
