The World jokes
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.