The World jokes
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence