The World jokes
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Memes
the world is a cat playing with Australia
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.