That jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?