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"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.