That jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Me always :
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.