That jokes
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
I think that church is boring.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.