Test jokes
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.