Test jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.