You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Test Jokes
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
