TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
yo mama soo dumb she studied for a covid test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
what is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down? What in the Robot!?
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
