Test jokes
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.