My sister so dumb she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
My mom told me to be positive ... I was heading to a HIV test.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My mother said to be positive, but she said that when i was going to do an AIDS test
joe mama so dumb she studies for the covid test
Yo mama’s so stupid she took a Covid test and got an F
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
what is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down? What in the Robot!?
I was at school today and one of my friends said after a test man that was hard. After that I started laughing and I said that’s what she said.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because
It all ways Cheeted
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
I seen a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test cam back and I have hives from my sister.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
