When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Terrorism Jokes
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
