Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Osama

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Taliban

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

Tower

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Pilot

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Difference

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Twin Towers

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.