Terrorism jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.