Terrorism jokes
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Biden did 9/10.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."