Terrorism jokes
it was just a prank bro.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Memes
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That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"