Terrorism jokes

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.