Terrorism jokes

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Lol. It was just a prank, bro.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

Who reads the fastest?

The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

it was just a prank bro.