Terrorism jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!