Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

9/11

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Plane

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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  • People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Drone

    What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    Vacation

    Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

    9/11

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    9/11

    9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

    9/11

    (This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.