I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
