Terrorism jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.