Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Terrorism Jokes
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
