Terrorism jokes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.