Terrorism jokes
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Memes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."