Terrorism jokes

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

They lost 2 towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?

It blows itself up!!

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.