Terrorism jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.