Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

Plane

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

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  • Terrorist

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

    Bomb

    I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

    Bin Laden

    What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    People

    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

    Terrorist

    What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

    "Here Comes The Airplane!"

    9/11

    People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.