Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
