Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Ten Jokes
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
