Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Tell who we are.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
