Tell a joke jokes

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.