Television jokes

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!

I'm Pickle Rick!

I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"