Television

Television jokes

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

    Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

    Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

    Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

    Tonight, on Top Gear!

    James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

    Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

    And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!