Television

Television Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Bbc

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Helmet

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

Generation

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Plane

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.