What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Family Guy funny moments.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Cameron Boyce
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"
