Television jokes
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
I'm Pickle Rick!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
The Stigg is a joke.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
The Stigg
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!