Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
