Telephone jokes
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.