Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
