My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
