Teeth jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.