Teeth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

What happens to teeth when they go it water

bro I dunno they get wet?

Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business

I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.

"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH

BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS

I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!

2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night

other mouse : ummm...thats a bat

that asshole he told me that he is a pilot

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”