Teeth jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
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