Teeth jokes

Why do men give cold women their jackets?

No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What vibrates and is 6 inches?

A toothbrush.

Balls in your jaws.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.