What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Iran ? more like tin can cause we’re going too kick their teeth in am I right ??
ur teeth are sponsered y gap
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, mouthwash
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
