Teenager jokes
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."