Teenager jokes
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!