Teenager jokes
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.