Teenager jokes

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

Delyla is a bitch.

What's 1 + 1?

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.