If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What's 1 + 1?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
