How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
