Teenager jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Delyla is a bitch.