Teenager

Teenager Jokes

What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"

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A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?

(getting brutaly murdered)

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"

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I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?

the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too