Teenager jokes
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)