Teenager jokes
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."