What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Teenager Jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
