When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
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What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
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What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
