Teenager Jokes

why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.

When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself

why did the emo kid try high five the tree

so it can hang him

What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out

How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G

What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

how do you get the emo girl out of the tree

you cut the rope

what has only on sense of style

an emo girl

When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing

What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!

Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree

Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh

Like if you are in high school and miss school

say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.