Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
