What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Teenager Jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Imagine being emo.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
