I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Imagine being emo
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
