Teenager jokes

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.