I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Imagine being emo
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
