Teenager jokes
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Delyla is a bitch.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What's 1 + 1?
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.