Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What's 1 + 1?
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?