Teenager jokes
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.