Teenager jokes
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)