Teenager

Teenager Jokes

Boyfriend

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

Gravity

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Mom

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Girl

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Emo

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Cut

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Emo kid

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Kid

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Sex

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.