Teenager

Teenager jokes

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?

It left him hanging.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.