What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
