A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
