Teen jokes
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Well.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.