Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
