What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What do you call a group of depressed teens ? ............. Suicide Squad .......
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
