Teen jokes

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.

Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.