Teen jokes
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
This is my fake ex. Proof he fake
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."