Teen

Teen Jokes

Punch Line

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

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  • Tea

    What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

    Suicide

    what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

    Niagra falls

    Pregnancy

    Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.

    Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.

    Kid

    Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

    Kid: "A leopard."

    Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

    Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

    Priest

    What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

    Apple

    If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

    The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

    Emo

    What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

    Kid

    I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

    Animal

    What animal can jump the highest?

    Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

    Emo kid

    Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

    Emo kid

    Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

    Emo kid

    What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

    One falls, while the other hangs.

    Cut

    I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."