Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
