What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Teen Jokes
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
