What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
