Technology jokes
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.