What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped