Technology jokes
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.