Technology jokes
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
My PC.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."